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We've Figured It Out...

Denver can be an unhappy place.

Not for me, however. While it's not Texas, I enjoy my time in the Rocky Mountains, although it seems not everyone does.

Walking down the street in Denver can make you feel alone. People don't make eye contact, don't say hello, and sure as hell aren't concerned with making small-talk. I haven't been able to figure out if it's because people are rude or simply want to mind their own business.

I've had this conversation with a friend from work, and we've come to a consensus. It appears people in Denver need more of three things:
  • Sex

  • Money

  • Anti-depressants
It all makes sense. The way people can be so uptight tells me they aren't getting enough of the 'love dance.' Their jealousy to companies like Halliburton and ExxonMobil bringing home record profits proves they could use more money, and the overall un-happy demeanor could be rectified with a prescription for Xanax.

These people need real anti-depressants, not some 'natural' or 'herbal' shit.

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