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Close Your Mouth, Eli...


I hate Eli Manning.

I hate watching the Giants on TV, with the camera pointed at Eli between snaps, receiving the play-call. His mouth is always wide open, with the retard look on his face.

Normally, I wouldn't imagine I could beat up an NFL player, but I'm fairly certain I could kick (Sh)Eli's ass.

So today, I took great pride in watching the Cowboys beat up a Giants football team, that everyone thought had a chance to win.

Little Mannning is a puss. Pressure him, and he'll back-peddle in the pocket. If you sack him, it's a 15-yard loss. Wanna see a real quarterback play? Watch the poise Tony Romo plays with. Pressure him, and he steps up in the pocket, and completes a 20-yard reception to one of several receivers.

Next week, the Cowboys get the Redskins -- one of my favorite days of the year.

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So when you talk about being able to kick Eli's ass, is that in reference to the height difference between you and the fact that you would punch at that approximate level?

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