I Can't See Texas From Here...
I miss being in the honky tonk listening to Kevin Folwer and Cory Morrow, not punk music like One Armed Wanda and the Butterfly Cocktails.
I miss the way people in Texas start a chant at the dance hall, then at the next show, it appears on a t-shirt. Funny t-shirts though; not some political or environmental shit like "impeach the government" or "save the hairless raccoon" as in Colorado.
I miss people being polite. When I walk down the street, I want people to look at me and say hello, not purposely treat me like Madusa.
I miss barbeque pits with steak and chicken... to hell with smoothies and vegeterian food.
Every once in a while, I want a Lone Star Beer. No disrespect to Coors Light, but variety is nice.
Paying a state income tax sucks... Texas has the right idea.
I miss the Houston Astros and a full ballpark... not a team below .500 and in last place.
I miss the heat... to hell with the snow.
I'd prefer to pay $140,000 for beautiful home in a nice neighborhood... not $300,000 for a 1200 square foot condo.
I miss being forty-five minutes from the beach, one hour from Houston, three hours from Austin and San Antonio, and four hours from Dallas and New Orleans. The micro-breweries in Fort Collins are nice, and the plains of Cheyenne offer a nice distraction, but it doesn't compare to a weekend on the Comal River or a party on Bourbon Street.
I want a Whataburger, fries, and a couple ketchup packages. Damn I miss their ketchup!
I want to see a show at the Midnight Rodeo.
Pat Green sang about a "nightmare," but he woke up. While we're making a great life in Denver, being closer to home would be a better circumstance.
I don't know if Texas misses me, but people like Davy Crockett, James Bowie, and Sam Houston made sure it would survive without me.
God only knows I miss her, though.

Election Day is just over a week away. Want to call it the most important election in our lifetime?
